i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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