She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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