I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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