Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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