is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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