At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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