There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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