And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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