Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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