yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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