He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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