rhymes with "ouble enetration"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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