i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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