That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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