How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
