Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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