Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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