we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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