After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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