He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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