I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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