is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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