The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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