We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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