hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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