He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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