I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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