Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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