apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
