The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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