So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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