Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
thus making me awesome and them whores
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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