Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
