It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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