i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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