she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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