My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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