He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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