remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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