the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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