We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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