kristin has been a bad kristin
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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