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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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