So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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