OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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