Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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