Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Randomize
