HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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