i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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