omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize