You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Randomize
