At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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