Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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