Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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