i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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