dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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