Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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