Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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